1) "One day, when I am a braver man, I will tell her these things, and then I will look her in the eye tell her I love her and ask her to be only mine. But until that day, we're just friends.","charlie Huston, Already Dead"

2) Your naked body should only belong to those who fall in love with your naked soul.,charlie Chaplin

3) Perfect love is the most beautiful of all frustrations because it is more than one can express.,charlie Chaplin

4) "MagicSandra’s seen a leprechaun,Eddie touched a troll,Laurie danced with witches once,charlie found some goblins gold.Donald heard a mermaid sing,Susy spied an elf,But all the magic I have knownI've had to make myself.","Shel Silverstein, Where the Sidewalk Ends"

5) "Well, I can understand how you feel. You worked hard, studying for the spelling bee, and I suppose you feel you let everyone down, and you made a fool of yourself and everything. But did you notice something, charlie Brown?"" ""What's that?""""The world didn't come to an end.",Charles M. Schulz

6) "Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, charlie Brown?""""I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!","Charles M. Schulz, The Complete Peanuts, Vol. 5: 1959-1960"

7) "Do I have an original thought in my head? My bald head. Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn't be falling out.Life is short. I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I'm a walking cliché.I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. A bump. The dentist called again. I'm way overdue. If I stop putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass. If my ass wasn't fat I would be happier. I wouldn't have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time. Like that's fooling anyone. Fat ass.I should start jogging again. Five miles a day. Really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing. I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more, improve myself. What if I learned Russian or something? Or took up an instrument? I could speak Chinese. I'd be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool.I should get my hair cut short. Stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that?Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don't have to be attractive. But that's not true. Especially these days. Almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days.Why should I be made to feel I have to apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that's what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry. All my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help for that.But I'll still be ugly though.Nothing's gonna change that. ",charlie Kaufman

8) "CLEMENTINE: This is it, Joel. It's going to be gone soon.JOEL: I know.CLEMENTINE: What do we do?JOEL: Enjoy it.","charlie Kaufman, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind: The Shooting Script"

9) "There really is only one ending to any story. Human life ends in death. Until then, it keeps going and gets complicated and there's loss. Everything involves loss; every relationship ends in one way or another.",charlie Kaufman

10) You'll never find a rainbow if you're looking down,charlie Chaplin

11) "Nothing is permanent in this wicked world, not even our troubles.",charlie Chaplin

12) "To truly laugh, you must be able to take your pain, and play with it.",charlie Chaplin

13) "In the end, everything is a gag.",charlie Chaplin

14) "So please, oh please, we beg, we pray,Go throw your TV set away,And in its place you can installA lovely bookshelf on the wall.Then fill the shelves with lots of books.","Roald Dahl, charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

15) "Everything in this room is edible. Even I'm edible. But, that would be called canibalism. It is looked down upon in most societies.","Tim Burton, charlie and the Chocolate Factory"

16) A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.,charlie Chaplin

17) "Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.","Charles M. Schulz, charlie Brown's Little Book of Wisdom"

18) "I am not really breaking any rules. charlie said I could never take another step through the door again... I came in through the window... Still, the intent was clear,"" said Edward.","Stephenie Meyer, Twilight"

19) "Beds empty! No note! Car gone — could have crashed — out of my mind with worry — did you care? — never, as long as I’ve lived — you wait until your father gets home, we never had trouble like this from Bill or charlie or Percy —""""Perfect Percy,” muttered Fred. —”It seemed to go on for hours. Mrs. Weasley had shouted herself hoarse before she turned on Harry, who backed away.“I’m very pleased to see you, Harry, dear,” she said.","J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

20) "charlie whistled ""Amazing Grace"" as he drove. It was all I could do not to whip my head around and snap, Are you kidding me? Couldn't he pick something more appropriate, like ""Shout at the Devil"" or ""Don't fear the Reaper""? Some people had no sense of the proper music for a kidnapping.","Jeaniene Frost, Halfway to the Grave"

21) "His sentences didn't seem to have any verbs, which was par for a politician. All nouns, no action. ","Jennifer Crusie, charlie All Night"